Ladies and Gentleman,
Welcome to the start of a revolution. No longer are the days of watching mindless chefs like Guy Fieri or Bobby Flay promote lackluster restaurants while they should be encouraging you to cook out of your home. No longer will you be subjected to a boring delivery of a recipe from someone who throws out a catch phrase every few seconds. We will not stand for this! We will not stop till TV Land and the Interwebz are rid of these tyrants. We will push them back into the depths of which they came! but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our....woah woah, I got a little excited there. This is our declaration of Freedom from mediocre Chefs and the unjust desert they try to shove down our throats. Its our revolution. For us, for me....for you. Join us.....

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